have you ever thought what life would be like if you were fish? no, i mean it, seriously. (lets pretend there were no humans to mess up the world for a minute) you'd have these vast clean deep blue oceans to swim in, all day and all night. you'd take each day as it comes, live from moment to moment... no boundaries to limit you. u'd go left or right, as you please... wouldnt be a need to warn following traffic with signals there wouldnt be those moments in life when the month outlasts the money (like mark twain said, at the end of the money, i have some month left) you wouldnt need to worry about the 'right' choices. the only choice you would have would be to eat, or not to eat you wouldnt need to clean your room you'd know how to breathe underwater, and wouldnt need to rent expensive underwater equipment your mom wouldnt keep reminding you it was tym you learnt to cook, and that eating out of boxes was unhealthy you'd only be under threat from bigger fish. not insanity, back-stabbing friends, and noise pollution there would be no such thyng as 'swimming to tone your body' you'd travel a lot, and be worldly-wise. plus u'd know where all the great underwater sight were parking wouldnt be a problem you'd have 500 siblings and 2,000 cousins, and you'd all be in the same school :> you wouldnt dream of flying jets there would be no bad memories. they say a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds :> (just a second longer than mine) *sigh* have you ever seen fish swimming around in an aquarium? they go *bob* *bob* *blink* *bob* *blink* *bob* *bob*... (and so on) it's eerily relaxing, and makes you wonder what your life is worth. i mean hey, they seem content. and all they do is swim from one end of the tank to the other. (the wild ones dont complete the length but turn back half way) i've never seen a fish chase it's tail though thys is all i have tym for right now. and anyways. my imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.