A Lesser Mortal: Rebirth

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February 16, 2006

sun is shining

they've gone stark-raving-abso-fucking-tively-posi-bloody-lutely mad. it's crazy i tell you... they've all gone mad! ok, hear this! rioters have been having field days lately, as they've been let loose on my city, to show "solidarity with the muslim ummah" and to "protest the blasphemous cartoons"... blah de dah de dah... what a load of bull crap. these assholes torched buildings, wreaked havoc on the roads by setting alight busses and tyres, and when they werent setting fire to cars, they were going around smashing the windscreens in... it's horrific... it's preposterous... most of all, it's plain stupid... and DEFINITELY NOT IN THE NAME OF ISLAM. yesterday, some more riots engulfed the city, cuz protests in punjab university turned ugly, and an employee died in cross fire between police and the students. question: what the fuck are arms doing in a university? WHO is responsible? and why the hell is the admin so scared to handle these students. the university management REFUSED to comment... oh why? does that tarnish your oh-so-spotless-repute? dude, one of YOUR employees died. someone needs to answer.

the VC stayed in his office during the protest. He did not come out even when police baton charged, used tear gas and started shooting at the students, sources said, adding that that was when the IJT activists started throwing stones at police. Sources said the VC got to the main gate half an hour after the incident occurred. Later, he left his office in panic and PU's administration was asked to wind up and leave the campus as soon as possible, especially before Rizwan's funeral.

im glad we have our priorities straight. ok, get this. while private property and businesses were being destroyed (the mobs took to the streets on both tuesday AND wednesday, on wednesday after the university incident), the former interim prime minister Ch Shujaat hussain was contacted for comment. here's how DT quotes him:
When contacted by a TV channel for comment on what was happening in Lahore, Chaudhry Shujaat Hussain launched into a tirade against Denmark and emphasised the importance of Islamic protest because the offence had gone to the heart of the Muslim faith.
well... hello? the offense has gone to into the heart of the muslim faith? excuse me? WHAT faith? and if you are SO bleeding hurt, does that mean u destroy the lives and properties of other MUSLIMS? im sorry, this hardly seems like an attempt to make any point other than to prove your ignorance, and to reveal that your intellect is that of a dozen chalghozas put together.

School and college boys had entered the streets with clubs in their hands. It was obvious that the march was planned to be violent. The way they set about breaking the cars and then setting fire to them was no spontaneous response to provocation. TV commentators kept noting that the police was not present when the mob started its violence. When it came to the scene afterwards it simply stood around and watched as public and private property was being demolished. Those who were busy breaking into shops and banks were clearly youths who loot private citizens during the night while posing as followers of religious parties during the day.

the only result of burning down offices of multinationals will be them pulling out of your country, all the foreign investment flowing back out, and the economy going back into negative growth. allowing such behaviour is a clear signal to anyone and everyone that we are just too immature and so not prepared to grow, financially, or socially. then we want to know why the "west" only thinks of us as mullahs in dhotis running abouwieldingng batons. duh!?
The protests are clearly aimed at bringing the Musharraf regime down.
right. and it takes a genius to figure that? im just wodering what the bigger picture behind this agitation the world over is... with americans working to secure the western borders of pakistan (the whole baluchistan fiasco), how far is the attack on tehran? (just curious) but hmm, lets see, if i was to be a part of mob, or mob-related incidents, where i knew i wouldnt be found or accountable for my actions, i think i would go setting fire to all the oil wells across the world. imagine paralysing all economies globally. hehehehe! anyways, the city has been paralysed again today, with more protests and burnings (of shops) to come. stay tuned for obscene madness. oh, and in other news, the mullahs are asking for "expulsion of foreign students" from pakistanuniversitieses. they want them all sent back to the west. ha! ha! ha! you think ANYONE from the west would come to pakistan for education. ok, no really, that IS funny :p the only foreign students you DO have, and the ones that come from nigeria or sudan or somalia, or bangladesh, and honestly, we would be better off without them, cuz the minute they land here, they join radical organizations and we all know what happens after that. anyways, your education system can barely support your own population. you know the foreign students arent bringing in any money, cuz once they get here, they disappear, and the universities have no records of where these people are. but here are some excerpts from an article i found VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY enlightening :) enjoy:

the entire Muslim Ummah became enraged. We know that the Muslim Ummah has a penchant for getting enraged mostly over matters of blasphemy and occasionally the desecration of the Holy Book. However, most times that the Ummah gets enraged, the price of oil goes up.

It would seem that a right wing racist Danish newspaper editor tried to make fun of Muslims. The Muslim ulema in Denmark got upset as Muslim ulema are wont to and spread the word. In time the rest of the Ummah got incensed as it is wont to and one thing led to another. Some Muslim dictators took advantage of the situation to score a few points, as they are wont to. But all this "wonting to" sounds much too reasonable and runs contrary to the universal law of conspiracies.

...the Danes seem to be blaming the Swiss food giant Nestle for their misfortunes. To believe that somebody as innocuous as manufacturers of chocolates and bottled water could be behind all this seems a little difficult to imagine ... And if we look hard enough ... we will find some connection between bottled water and oil.

Clearly somebody has been driving this issue for the last five months, and it takes money to do that. The question then is who was providing the money to arrange all this. The ulema as we well know rarely spend their own money on things as important as this. And, within the Ummah, the only people who have the sort of money needed for such activity are the oil producers. So, back we are with big oil. Only the "why" needs to be figured out.

lets see. oil, oil prices, iran oil producing country, iran going nuclear, baluchistan freedom movement, danish cartoons (september 2005 + 5 months), muslim mobs in pakistan, jordan, syria, india, 2007 attack on tehran? dunno man, just asking :s but if that IS the case, the american troops be warned. it gets very hot in summers in this part of the world, so you want to worry about the weather factor in your strategy. target you attack around october '07 onwards. oct '06 will be too soon and too obvious. and there is still some money left before oil prices reach $70 a barrel. ------------------------------------------------------------------ if you want to hear a good song, try linkin park's believe me. i rather much like it. or you could try fort minor's remember the name. i rather much like that too.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i will not stand idly by and see you disrespect chalghozas!

I PROTEST DAMNNNNIT!

and to show you just how much i protest i'm going to go burn down my house!

2/16/2006 11:38:00 AM  
Blogger hemlock said...

obviously, you really arent serious about the protest, or you wouldve burnt down a running business, your mother-in-law's poochie and your neighbour's car as well.
*shrugs*

2/17/2006 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOLOL!!!!

2/17/2006 09:46:00 AM  
Blogger Monologist said...

That's exactly my point.

Ok, so I remotely get *why* they are protesting. But why would you create HAVOC on your own country to prove that another country wronged you!?

Seriously... I don't even wanna go there.

I hope however, *you* are fine and out of harms way, else... it will be an entirely different story.

2/20/2006 06:44:00 AM  

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