A Lesser Mortal: Rebirth

for what it's worth

May 19, 2004

i never understood the importance of holidays, or yearly vacations as they are known, until of late. i've just about had it, and am aiming straight for a nervous breakdown. atleast bertrand russell agree w/ me: One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. *sigh* it's not really the work, or believing myself to be indispensable thats getting to me (and believe me, im VERY dispensable) i guess thys job is becoming a bit of a rut now. im not learning anythyng new, there's absolutely no growth, and i seem to be glued to the spot i was a year ago. that aint no fun honey. and most importantly, people here lack a sense of humour. Tony Randell (of the odd couple fame) died today. i loved the neil simon comedy, so as a tribute, i put up his picture on the masthead (thats the top most part of the newspaper) with a caption that read FU Forever. now anyone who's read the play, would know it was one of the most hilarious lines, when oscar goes to felix " stop leaving little notes around the house, saying 'we're out of bread, FU'. it took me half an hour to figure FU meant Felix Ungar" the punks made me change it. "half the country wouldnt take it as a joke" oh! and that's my fault too? what about the other half? who WOULD know what i meant, and would really enjoy it? and i dont even see the byg deal. no one reads thys paper anyways! its too highbrow to interest the layman. i dont mean to complain yeah, but im begining to get mighty irritated. you know what would be nice? an all expenses paid trip to mauritius. and it would be rather nice if i was paid to blog (like they do wonkette). you know how troubles come in three, or when thyngs get REALLY unfair? the osbournes get a bentley continental gt 2004, the very car ive been crying myself hoarse for. "the Osbournes pose with their newest acquisition, a Bentley Continental GT, at their home in Beverly Hills, California. Celebrities have been lining up for the 552-hp, 12-cylinder Twin Turbo Continental GT, and the first few shipments are being delivered to well-known VIPs." AFP whaa! hey! im no less important you know. just because im a diamond in the rough, waiting to be discovered (as was aladdin), that dont mean im umm.. less important (basically). just you wait i tell you, just you wait.

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