A Lesser Mortal: Rebirth

for what it's worth

May 12, 2004

*sigh* dear all, i had a miserable yesterday. i was made to realise i aint the jill of all trades i had always believed meself to be. and that was like "ouch" dear lord, forgive me for i have sinned i confess. i cant html. let it be known to one and all, i cant html to save my life. or anyone elses. i open templates, and i see too many alphabets written all wrong, bad punctuation, superfluous symbols, and bad sentence structure. bad conjunctions, no juxtaposition and words no dictionary in the world would recognize. words like html. it's wrong english. it's bad english. it should be wiped off the slate and we should be given clean pages and a box of crayons to render stuff in as we like. html should be shot dead. yesterday, by the time i was done with putting in new links, and playin on the final template on Microsoft frontpage, i had inadvertently pressed more keys than i should have. and i was up all night, chewing on my nails, pacing up and down in my sister's room, waiting for a miracle to happen. and it did. i'd like to take thys opportunity to thank my lifesavers abez (should i mark the second born for you too?), b-filer (woman i promise never to call u names again), and owl (because she emails me :>) around a dozen and twelve emails were exchanged using yahoo, hotmail, and gmail. oh yeah! and my work email also. first i kept emailing B at the wrong addy (on hotmail instead of yahoo), then she couldnt get her gmail open (whaddya know). i gave up, left it to the pros, and B and abez were fixing the template while i was crying in my sleep *sniff*. i'd also like to thank those of you who offered help :D apka number aye ga, zaroor aye ga. woh din durr nahi when i'll be in trouble again, and instead of posts, you all shall be reading html :> must be going for now. best, hemmie queen of melodrama p.s those of you who commented yesterday, you did that on the default blogger comments page, the html of which is missing from thys template. dont ask me how or why, and since i dont know how to put it in, lets all start at the very begining. hi, im hemlock, half woman half nut.

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