Rampant rhino gets amorous with car A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car. Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop’s car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park. The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit. “He was a big boy,” Alsop told the Sun newspaper “He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he’s banging away at the car and it’s rocking like hell.” A spokeswoman for the park, which says “rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals” on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years. “He’s got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again,” she added. Daily Times April 24, '04 i was in fits when i read thys story. i love the part where it says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" (no shyt sherlock!) or maybe the "byg boy" figured... what they hey! rhino women are fat. im going for a sleeker car thys tym. anyways, i added some more pix to my yahoo account. thys one i did last friday. it's a jummah prayer at a mosque in indonesia. i swear man, pictures like these make me question my ... umm... muslimhood. *sigh* thys one was a united colors of benetton promo ad, from some fashion show last yr. i LOVED the whole casual atmosphere... it's pictures like these that make one smile. *drums roll* and last but not the least babes w/ attitude. what more can i say?