Eminem

i'd update, but i dont got much to say these days, unless you want financial analysis / cost accountin / information systems consultancy. i'd give it for free you know... the cheery optimist i am, lemme tell you: the business you gonna start will sink, cuz there aint no market fer it yo! and even if there is a market, you wont know how to run it. and if you already runnin a business, well, it's gonna sink... cuz that's life. *shrugs* and that was hemlock, reporting live for "your fortune", here on business plus. stay tuned for some more doomsday phrophicies... i could actually make it work for you, you know. here's how. send me your money, i'll invest it in profitable ventures, and send you the profits. *fingers crossed* :D really. so send me yo money. besides that -- i been havin major crises mAaAn!!! them folkeses been outta MnMs on campus fer the last three days...imagine that... all that business sh*t happenin, and no MnMs. half of life's miseries would be solved if people went around "distributing" free MnMs. a friend o mine tol me an interestin MnM story the other day. he goes... his uncle in the states loved green MnMs... one fine day, he went out, shopped himself a medium bag, came home and opened it. he didnt find a SINGLE green MnM in the whole bag. *sad face* angry at the whole world, he finished his bag, and returned it with a letter of complaint saying he felt hurt and abused since there were no green MnMs in teh bag. lo and behold. the man was reimbursed. byg tym... he got a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE box of green MnMs WITH a letter of appology. (puts down reason on why-i-love-america-list) im thynkin imna send them an empty wrapper claiming when i eat all them MnMs left, there aint no green, red, brown, blue, yellow OR orange MnMs left. or i'll sue them for emotional torture and mental anguish inflicted because of negligence of design of "never-ending-supply" duty. *me thynks* any lawyers around, yo~?!