Prominent blogger disappears from blogosphere. Authorities amused

by Staff Reporter Islamabad, Pk- Bloggers this week have expressed concern over the disappearance of a familiar face in Blogistan, Hemlock. A recent lack of update has authorities concered that a scuffle with the local gang, MBA, may have Hemmie tied up, literally. "I bet they've chained her to the her books," one forlorn fan stated while he thought no one was listening, "Or maybe even imprisoned her in school! This is indentured servitude! Won't anyone rescue her?" Volunteer search parties scoured MSN messengers and other locations Hemlock was known to frequent, but to no avail. It appears as though her MBA captors have denied her even the use of a PC. Amnesty International reports that it has received allegations of said torture, as well as disturbing leads hinting at all-night studying, forced report filing and food deprivation. The use of the market study, forbidden by international anti-torture laws, has been listed as a possiblity as well. Authorities, not wishing to divulge interesting information relevant to the case, made no comment. No further information was available at the time of publication of this report. -AFP (Abezi Fraud Press)