eggin on

im wearing black nail colour today. i dont know how that piece of information will add value to you, or make your life complete... but i guess if i had all the answers, i'd be paid more. i mean i'd be paid. in money. which reminds me, i was poor today. kinda left my wallet at home. that can get embarassing when yer standing at the cash counter fishing for money, having consumed half of your two cups of coffee and some portion of teh solid part of your breakfast. what helps is having contacts with the cashiers. me: asalaam o alaikum cashier: walaikum asalam. and how are you thys fine morning? me: ji? what's so fine about THYS morning. it's 8 am, im having my daily hangover (and NO, i DONT drink)... and blah... one should be in bed at thys tym... morning should be made illegal. cashier: i see yer your cheery self. that'll be 45 rupees. *fishing for wallet* me: umm. i dont have any money. i forgot it at home cashier: ahahahaha. koi bat nai, bad main day dejye ga. (translation: you poor brat, trying to skive-off a free meal... {actually, the literal translation is: "that's ok, you can pay later" but since none of you know urdu, you cant prove otherwise}) henyways. the kitchen ppl at pdc (the place where us insects are expected to collect for food), umm... it's so weird. they know i hate the food there, they also know exactly WHAT i have for breakfast, and a few weeks ago, one of the cooks refused to serve me unless i showed him the "yo!" it went like thys: me: *disgusting expression* what's for dinner? him: hehehe... the usual... nihari, curry, biryani, aalo... me: rehnay dain (translation: forget it) him: hehehe... aaj apnay "yo!" nahi kia (translation: you didnt do the "yo!" today!!!) me:0_o (here im lyk thynkin, yo? excuse me?) hehehe. yo! ji... the other day, i went in for breakfast, thynkin i wanted a change from my usual half-paratha + omelette routine. just for the record, i HATE eggs. i eat them cuz i hate cereal more. and i dont like butter, jams, marmalades... so yeah, while i HATE eggs, i hate them the least. so im thynkin i'll have "french-toast"... and the cook (another one, who serves me breakfast everyday goes) "good mornin maam... omelette-paratha fer you..." and im like, "nai, i'll take some french toast today." cook: but i saved you the paratha you like <<<(they serve two kinds of parathas at the dining centre) and im thynkin... woah! that's massive sweet, yo! but i dont wanna have it! so i say: "oh really! thanx, why dont you gimme some omelette-paratha then?" eww. i HATE eggs. and im too tired, so im not going to reread what i wrote. that's what you are here for. if you find any spelling/grammar mistakes, dont tell me abt it. i couldnt care less.