A Lesser Mortal: Rebirth

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December 11, 2005

the treason of isengard

i have being edgy, or restless. the feeling is so... eww i end up wearing down the carpet in the living room. and you can only do 386 rounds of a room before you get bored, and perhaps itchier. eww hmph. i need some serious sugar to calm my nerves. or somat. cola maybe? plus i need to download the ghostbuster's theme song. but cuz i almost erased all the programmes on my pc, im having to reinstall limewire, which is taking forever. eww plus ive messed the mouse, and now need a new one. that is just soooo eww! i have a lunch meeting with my prospective boss tomorrow. it's bloody important. supposedly. im just like... eww. i have to update my CV, and send it in to the career development officer. ugh. i cant believe im doing this. like really really doing it. :) what's funny is how im totally unfit for the system. i had an interview with P&G last year. the most coveted organization in the world. they have like a rigorous recruiting process, with like 10 tests before they call you for a series of interviews. if you are rejected once (at any stage), you can apply again, but the dont consider you. it's as simple as that. and if you dont get in as an internee, you dont get in, period. so, i go in for this job interview... yeh woh... it was going fine, until she asked me what my future plans were. so i looked her straight in the eye, and said, well, inshallah, three yrs from now, im going to have my own business. ok. if you dont know what that means, you NEVER mention such blasphemous desires, specially when you are signing up to be a corporate bitch! needless to say, they didnt call me back for a second interview :D hehehe. koi bat nai, shit happens ;) anyways, so like, my car broke down today. it was hilarious. i go a knight in shinin armour to rescue me. it was so cool. im wondering what to get him as a thank u gift. he's a friend, but only a very recent one... but he totally helped me out, and i hate being indebted :$ flowers? or chocolates? a .4 calibre S&W? considering how he doesnt smoke...?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salaam Alayk,
Just some one happen to read this entry of yours. Sounds like you are having some difficulties.
Pardon me, but none of what you wrote sounded like a major problem, just little uneasiness here and there. May be a glitch or two, may be three.
But personally, I think you have a good life, with a family, friends, a good future ahead of you. And that is soo much to be thankful for.
Job or no job, you get it when it is meant for you to happen. When Allah decides it for you.
I'm not even gonna say any thing about all those poor peolpe who sleep on the open cold floor at night,when you'r wearing down the carpet in your living room.

And a Corporate B****?? Come Onnn sister.
They probebly don't deserve decent people like you any ways.
This life, engulfs us into a mirage of meaningless wants and desires, and comsumes our livelyhood.
All in the end are the dust and shadows we leave behind. Are you ready to take the Ultimate Interview with the Almighty Allah.
You got your 3 Questions down ??
Who is your Creator?
What is your religon?
Who is your prophet?
And yeah, forget the rest, it's all baloney, Nonsense.

12/12/2005 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I get a 40 cal S&W? Possibly chromed, with an ivory handle

12/13/2005 09:07:00 AM  
Blogger hemlock said...

anon: would u like it engraved too?

12/13/2005 04:14:00 PM  

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