i dont want to give thys post a title, cuz im like that

i dont get it. what makes people great? what is it in them, that they start traditions, and legends, that go on to live years after they do? like the expression "yer fired". the story behind that is, that the guy who established National Cash Register (now known as NCR)...well, he was a bit of an eccentric. if you worked for John H patterson, and did somethyng he didnt like, you'd come in next day to find your desk and all your belongings set on fire outside the office. subtle, no? but that isnt the point. im just wondering what i would have to set on fire to start a cool expression. i mean, let's see some famous words/expressions: halocaust 9/11 shock and awe (awww! sweet no? let's bomb a wedding party) jack the ripper umm... google (?) cant come up with anythyng else abhi. cuz im too busy having cookies, and a migrane. *groan* i wanna go home. i dont wanna work anymore. im feeling whiny and complainy and i cant thynk of anythyng smart to say. my boss has taken a day off, and that too without telling me (he's pretending to be sick). so i called him up :D of course to check up on him -- at 8 in the morning. (sugar coated revenge - he does that with me). unfortunately, he was awake. man, it's so annoying when a craftly designed scheme falls flat on your face. i went grocery shopping a couple of days ago. and i saw a man purchase 32 boxes of tissue paper. i kid you not. 32 boxes of tissue. let's assume he has 4 wives. that's still 8 boxes a wife. what do they do with all that tissue? decorate their walls? i thynk he's going to smuggle them to dubai, sell um at a hefty profit. how come i can never come up with such get-rick-quick ideas? --------- WAIT! dont answer that.... even if i had had that idea, to smuggle tissue paper, i wouldnt have had the capital requirements (of purchasing 32 family packs of rose petal). hmmm.